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Archive for June 2017

Not Only in the White House

Jun 8th, 2017 | By | Category: Features, Lead Article, Uncategorized

The editor of the EJ was interviewing a candidate to join his crack staff of reporters. The grueling interview was almost over when he asked the most important question of all: “Can I count on your loyalty?” ‘How about honesty?” countered the candidate. “Can you give me obedience?” “I can promise you integrity.” “Hmm, that’s not enough. Can you give me faithfulness?” “No, but I can give you trustworthiness.” “No, no. How about undying love?” “I can offer untrammeled admiration for your business acumen.” “Very close. How about everlasting devotion?” “Will you settle for regular praise for the editor-in-chief?” “I[Read more...]



GEARS News June 5

Jun 5th, 2017 | By | Category: Front Page, News

  American Red Cross Learn To Swim Classes This program provides opportunities for achievement and allows smooth transition between levels of instruction for ages 4 and older.  Activities offered at every level stimulate interest and motivate participants to advance to the next level of instruction.  Classes are on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, June 19-July 5. Level III/IV/V is from 8-8:40 am. Level II is from 8:45-9:15 am. Level I from 9:20-9:50 am. Preschool (ages 4-5) is from 9:55-10:25 am. Classes are at the Masonic Village Brossman Pool (One Masonic Drive, Elizabethtown).  Fee for all lessons is $87 for GEARS members[Read more...]



Elizabethtown Area High School seniors honored at awards banquet

Jun 3rd, 2017 | By | Category: Lead Article, News

  May 31, 2017- Elizabethtown Area High School held its annual senior awards banquet for the Class of 2017 on Wednesday, May 24 at Elizabethtown Area High School. At the ceremony, 77 members of the senior class were honored with 70 scholarships and awards. The following is a listing of the awards and scholarships presented to the students: American Legion – Conewago Post #329 – Officer Neidinger Law Enforcement Scholarship: Jada Webber American Legion Conewago Post #329 Award: Karah Shultz American Legion – Conewago Post #329 – William D. Port & Robert D. Ream Medal of Honor Scholarship: Molly Hill[Read more...]